Ep64 – Listener Mail
It’s just family as we answer some listener mail and discuss having sex through fences, why guys are abel to critique each other better than woman, and when the side bitch steps in.
It’s just family as we answer some listener mail and discuss having sex through fences, why guys are abel to critique each other better than woman, and when the side bitch steps in.
We try to determine if we should change one of the principles, the best way to pimp a woman all the way to broadway, and the consequences of stealing Patrice O’neal’s material.
We got legit pimpin’ as Rosebudd breaks down the similarities of pimping philosophies and everyday living, as well as the importance of building up your confidence to make things happen.
We’re talking brand new apps for your STD’s, how long it takes to heal from a break-up, and how no woman wants to date someone with no ride.
Comedian Brian Scott McFadden stops as we discuss whether you want to know your lover’s past history, how much is too much, and what makes a deviant.
From Robert Kelly’s You Know What Dude podcast, it’s comedians Dan Soder and Kelly Fastuca. They help us figure out the meaning of gratitude, the proper time frame to let out your emotional freak, what women love about aggressive men, and what being raised by just your mom will do to you.
After months of trying, we FINALLY receive a visit from the great, Greer Barnes. We talk women getting annoying, the do’s and don’ts of non-sexual touching, gold-diggers, and taking control in relationships.
Comedian Stacey Prussman joins in as we discuss why women like an Alpha male, the proper way to choke someone during sex, and why skinny jeans are ruining America.
Comedians Seaton Smith & Derek Gaines drop by as we discuss the importance of body posture during the pick up, different spectrum of white women, bald black women, and not missing a step in your game.
Comedian Yamaneika Saunders is back, angrier, crazier and funnier, to help us discuss, the do’s and don’t of taking out a lady, whether or not people need to be more realistic in their preferences, and an uncomfortable amount of N-bombs.
Comedian, radio personality and ex-con Jimmy Martinez stops by. We go over the proper way to deal with your lady’s cat-callers, how to survive jail life, and the time he and Patrice O’Neal pushed someone down a flight of stairs.
Comedian Dan Naturman joins us to explain the process of the “monkey swing, “discus a type of porno that isn’t out yet, and establish what responsibility we have in dating a girl who’s in a relationship.
Justin Silver, comedian and host of Dogs in the City stops by to give us advice on dogs AND ladies, while Dante tries to compare the methods of training both. We find out just what defines a long-term relationship and we ask how much plausible deniability is enough?
The queen is here! Comedian Leighann Lord joins us as we break down the sex rolls of both men and women, what sacrifices they each have to make, Mara’s advice for the ladies and Harry’s review of Superman II and why it’s sexist!
It’s PR vs DR as comedians Eedgar Rivera and Mark Demayo join us to share our numbers, examine why you can’t be nice, show you that every Oprah needs a Steadman, and try to find out why people are so mean to redheads.
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Meet the woman Dante will have a baby with if time runs out on them. Also find out how much is the appropriate amount of freak for a man or a woman? How much preparation do you need to please your partner? And what sex acts will a handful of diamonds get you?
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Deejay Able Taveras and Comedian Keren Margolis are here to help us discuss the intricacies of open relationships, making up for lost time as a late bloomer, how a girl in a back brace can be too picky, And guess who fucked a midget?
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Our fuck up is your gain. This mini episode features the hilarious Damien Lemon, from “Guy Code,” who gives us the key to keeping a long-term relationship going, what the word on the streets is. We also recap the Caroline’s show and hear from Harry’s dad. Everybody gets got, even successful people like Paul Italia and Chef Seth Levin. Their stories will help you learn what not to do. They make it look easy…a little too easy.
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Help us learn about when it’s ok to let your woman go…for her sake, the importance finding someone who makes you laugh, and what drinks cause Mara to be a Bitch!
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Live in front of our biggest crowd ever, special guest Colin Quinn let’s us in on his theory of why the institution of marriage broke down, why and how anal sex should be illegal. Plus live Q&A with the audience and an appearance by Shannon from The Thing is.
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It’s just the family in this episode. As Dante Nero, Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek prepare for the Live Podcast from Caroline’s, they take time to answer some Listener mail. Also, Dante needs self esteem raising, Mara explains mushroom parties, and Harry looks for an assless burka. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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From MTV’s Guy Code, Andrew Schulz is here to let you know why he used to be a feminist, and why he’s such an attention whore. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Comedians Jim Mendrinos and Clayton Fletcher stop by to explain the moral code of paying for sex, what boundries you should have, and marrying outside your race. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Everybody gets got, even successful people like Paul Italia and Chef Seth Levin. Their stories will help you learn what not to do. They make it look easy…a little too easy. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Yet another comedian/former male exotic dancer, Aaron Berg stops by to tell us how the game changes as you age, how to have sex with a girl with palsy, what debauchery gets you and how to tell if a girl has aids. Real classy stuff. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Is it ok for a man to eat an ice cream cone? Fuck yeah! After Dante appeared on “The Thing Is…” podcast with Shannon Lee Heyer & Tiffany Schwenk, the ladies were kind enough to return the favor and Debate Dante inside the Pimp Cup! Also a comedian was present to witness history. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Comedians Julian Kross, Kenney Josephs, and Dante’s friend Dave, form a panel of parents who have varying degrees of success. Also Kenney shares a horrific date story, and Julian tells you how to get kicked out of church. Plus Dante goes on the search for the Elusive Monkey Bitch. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Wayne Rada, former manager of the late great pimp himself, Patrice O’Neal, stops by to give his endorsement of The Beige Phillip show. Some comedians have accused Dante of trying to capitalize on Patrice’s passing with The Beige Phillip Show, and Dante tells the haters where they can file their official complaints…the Emergency Room. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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We welcome comedians Gina Brillon and James Goff as we discuss when it’s ok to cry (almost never), training your ladies, kids/losing and some listener mail. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Comedian Joe Derosa breaks down why we don’t acknowledge the differences in the sexes, Mara Marek is mistaken for a hooker, Dante explains what is and isn’t a compliment. With Harry Terjanian. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Kicking off the New Year RIGHT! with comedian Carole Montgomery who teaches us why you shouldn’t live with your mother-in-law. We also discuss Sean Connery’s views on domestic violence, and also some sexual positions. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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So nice we had to do it twice. More insanity from Dante’s former Stripping crew featuring Maserati, Mr. Motion, and Pleasure. It’s a family affair complete with bitch-swapping, bitch-slapping, and how not to be a …you gessed it, bitch. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Dante, Harry, and Mara exchange Christmas gifts and recap a great 1st year of the Beige Phillip show, and along the way we discuss when men become bitches, and what’s proper behavior from your ex. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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To end the year right, we present some of the best moments of 2012. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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It’s our first ever live podcast, with Josh Accardo, Jeffrey Gurian, James Goff and some of the Beige Phillip faithful with their questions. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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It’s our first ever live podcast, with Josh Accardo, Jeffrey Gurian, James Goff and some of the Beige Phillip faithful with their questions. Hosted by comedian, Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians, Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Comedian Jen Remauro explains how NOT to cheat on your girl, and we learn how vindictive women are when they’re bored. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Dante and Mara are without Harry this week, so Jefandi Cato is here to discuss feminism, the difference between what women need and want, and just what is BEYOND OUR CONTROL! Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Perhaps one of our most entertaining, all be it, woefully ignorant episodes. We talk aids, vasectomies, and all around nonsense with special guests: Christine Meehan, James Geoff, Kenney Josephs, Jayson Cross. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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A special announcement from Dante Nero, Harry Terjanian & Mara Marek, plus some answers to some listener mail, how quick is too quick to sell your body, and Mara is not allowed in the guy’s club. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Hurricane Shmurricane! As we ride out the storm, the Beige Phillip Show is not just here to help men. Woman can use the advice, too! Comedian Jodi Wasserman has man troubles, and Dante Nero, Harry Terjanian & Mara Marek help her out with some advice, plus more listener mail! Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Dante Nero and Harry Terjanian back (Minus the lovely Mara Marek) attempt to help out the rookie, and potential superstar, Pete Davidson. Plus friend/musician/lady’s man Jonathan Finlayson hangs out, and helps answer listener’s questions. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Dante Nero and Harry Terjanian back (Minus the lovely Mara Marek) are bringing the Latino Heat to this special episode of The Beige Phillip Show. What’s the best way to break out of a dangerous movie theater. What is a buck-fifty. And some listener mail. With Louis J Gomez, Imagine, and Sergio Chicon. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Another packed house as Dante Nero, Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek discuss the downfall of man-hood, the issues with feminism, creating a bidding war, and Kurt Metzger’s junk size pushing in your organs. With comedian’s Kyle Grooms, Christine Meehan, Kurt Metzger, Larry Beyah, Que Brooks, Stephanie Simbari. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Are women really to blame? Who’s to say?…Dante Nero of course. Along with Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek we discuss: How long after pregnancy should a women have ’till she needs to get back in shape, being a threat to your father, and what happens when men and women are talking about the same thing. With Kyle Grooms, Christine Meehan, Mike Veccione, Larry Beyah, Que, Stephanie Simbari. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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It’s the best threesome ever… one where we answer listener mail! These people got problems and Dante Nero, Harry Terjanian, and Mara Marek are here to help. Find out what happens if you can’t stand your lady anymore. Cheat or Stay? Why is Rihanna forgiving Chris Brown? The answers may surprise you. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Coming to you from The Dante’ Nero Estates, it’s another crazy one. We’ll talk about animal spirits, how not to treat a woman, the end of being a nice dude, and punching fetishes: with Mara Marek, Jude Destin, J LaLonde, Christine Meehan and Joe Praino. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Co-host Mara Marek is back! Plus comedian Rick Younger teaches us how to do the Nasty…Brian McKnight style. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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It’s Irene Bremis’s sexiness vs Josh Accardo’s garbageness. Irene tells us what you ‘ll give up when you’ll get older, and Josh reveals some of his secrets…some. Also…Turkey Dicks…yup…Turkey Dicks. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Dante and Harry welcome comedian Rondell Hartley, the only man to find out he’s the father of a child…twice. Plus we bring back comedian James Geoff to find out what happened in his youth that made him so fu…funny. Also Dante will tell us what type of woman eats your chicken strips. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Dante wows a packed house with his theories of dating time travel with Harry Terjanian, Karith Foster, James Goff, Orlando Baxter, and Brother MO! Plus Drunk babies! Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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It’s a packed house as Dante’s nephew is in New York, and we’ve commissioned an expert panel to help him with his confidence issues including: comedian Dustin Chafin, film-maker Peter Demas, and jazz musician Jonathan Finlayson. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Dante and Harry welcome comedian Clayton Fletcher and director Peter Demas. We break down the game through the very easy metaphor of poker, and learn the proper way to replace a toilet paper roll. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Dante and Harry welcome Jess Wood and her soothing vibe, to discuss what she thinks should be the 1st Beige Philip principle. Oh, also, she smoked PCP. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Dante and Harry welcome back the great Jeffrey Gurian to discuss stripping stories, why you never compliment a man on his lady and some stories about Dante’s G-string days. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Dante and Harry welcome back the great Jeffrey Gurian to discuss stripping stories, why you never compliment a man on his lady and some stories about Dante’s G-string days. Hosted by comedian, Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians, Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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The hilarious and crazy Yamaneika Saunders attempts to shut down all the “nonsense” that Dante Nero and Harry Terjanian have worked so hard to build. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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A regular guest of the original Black Phillip Show, Mr. Jeffrey Gurian stops by to spread his wisdom on how to treat ladies. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Dante and Harry take some time to review the Beige Phillip rules. It’s time to cram for your GYBB exam. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Dirty Feminists Dante Nero and Co-host Harry Terjanian, welcome comedians Mark Anthony Ramirez and Mara Marek. Because we got so caught up in Dante’s 11-women orgy, we never got enough time to chat with Mark Anthony Ramirez and Mara Marek. So we invited them back to talk about how to spot a cray woman, and why it’s ok to be a lady and clean! Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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The Dirty Baker’s Dozen, Dante Nero and Co-host Harry Terjanian, welcome comedians Mark Anthony Ramirez, and Mara Marek to discuss: The importance of knowing the right signs of pleasing a woman, the best way to do missionary, and the time Dante took care of 11 out of 13 women. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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Comedian, model, Playgirl centerfold, and self proclaimed A-hole, Jayson Cross stops by to tell us about the time he got the great Patrice O’Neal some action, and also show us why he is a terrible teacher. Hosted by comedian Dante Nero. Co-hosted by comedians Harry Terjanian and Mara Marek.
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In the “Pilot” episode, we welcome guest comedian PJ Landers, who discusses getting back on the dating scene after a 20-year marriage, and whether or not you can meet a good woman at the club.
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